Profile Pic #756

In a "Caption This Picture" contest for the following image:

The winning caption was this:
"Look at my expression..  it's like I've just cum in my pants and I'm loving it.. and by the way, this is my profile pic."

Who runs these competitions, who has such images and who has time for these captions? 
(and who has time to make this into a blog post?)

Here are certain fun things that can be done with that great expression:

Moviegoers Who You Would Like Killed

When was the last time you went to the movies, saw the movie, and got back without wanting to kill at least a dozen people?

We can't help you with your situation of blood thirst (other than giving you a look at Katrina's wardrobe malfunction), but we can organize the people you would like killed in to groups.

Category 1 : The Discussors
The ones who must get things clarified instantly, even things not yet revealed in the plot.

Category 2 : Manly Men
The ones who can never keep quiet in a horror movie.

Category 3 : Early To The Next Show
The ones who can never make it on time, yet book seats in the dead center of the isle.

Category 4 : Up Up And Away
The ones who must leave the hall instantly after the movie ends, even if it means standing up and going no where.

Category 5 : Bright Here Bright Now
The ones who must create a mind map of every actor in the current movie to every other movie that has been made.

Category 6 : The Vibrator
The ones who must shake like their sanity depended on it.

Category 7 : You're Kidding Me
The ones who love bringing their kids to movies that their kids won't start comprehending for another 12 years.

Category 8 : Food Service
The ones who feel that going to a movie and going to a restaurant is but the same thing.

Category 9 : The Gangs Of Doom
The ones who insist that more is merry and can never come to a movie without their 19 friends.

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